Basically if you’re on the inside, the approval process doesn’t apply to you.Īlso, and sex app makers take note, if you’re a major woman’s magazine published by one of the biggest publishing houses in the world, you also get a pass. He also makes a number of fart apps and had these apps approved a few weeks after starting at the company. Apparently Philip Shoemaker, director of applications technology at Apple, the man in charge of selecting apps for inclusion into the app store, is in fact the proud programmer of Graynoodle’s iWiz app, an application that allows you to simulate micturition. But what the heck is going on here? If you’re Cosmopolitan magazine you can talk about making the nasty on the iPhone but if you’re some weirdo who wants to make a boob jiggling app for the iPhone you can’t? After all, the procreative act – heck, any bodily act – is incompatible with the iTunes Store mission, right? It’s an OS for the perverse and obscurely fetished, after all.
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Now, if you’ll allow me, I’d like to blow up.Īndroid and sexytime I can understand. Carnal Challenge? Erotic Descriptions? Sounds like porn to me. Something so disgusting wouldn’t be available for iOS, would it? Right? – Colorful Illustration: tasteful visuals that help you understand how the position works – Erotic Instructions: hints to help you make the most of the position and what to look forward to – The Carnal Challenge Rating: the more flames a position displays, the greater the difficulty And that’s basically the news, but I’d like to inject a little outrage into this otherwise mundane story.įirst, let’s get the throat clearing out of the way. Thankfully, Cosmopolitan Magazine is there for them.īasically, this is an app that shows sex positions, albeit in a cartoony way. Do you like sex with other people? Do you like Android? While it is my opinion that those two questions are mutually exclusive, someone, somewhere matches those two criteria.